11 results found for tag 'science'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 192 | Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero? | He's 0K now! | |
| 265 | What did the seismologist say when he messed up? | "It's not my fault!" | |
| 269 | Why should you never trust an atom? | Because they make up everything! | |
| 350 | What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other? | "Sorry, my fault!" | |
| 438 | Why are there no transvestites in space? | Because there's no drag! | |
| 472 | Why do scientists prefer nitrates? | They're cheaper than day rates! | |
| 516 | What kind of sex do chemists like? | Bondage! | |
| 535 | What do you call someone who studies albino dinosaurs? | A pale-leontologist! | |
| 550 | How did Juliet remain at a constant pH and body temperature? | Romeostasis! | |
| 652 | What do you do with a cute corpse? | Perform and awwtopsy! | |
| 798 | How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike? | They both love ramps! |
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