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192 Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's 0K now!
265 What did the seismologist say when he messed up? "It's not my fault!"
269 Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything!
350 What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other? "Sorry, my fault!"
438 Why are there no transvestites in space? Because there's no drag!
472 Why do scientists prefer nitrates? They're cheaper than day rates!
516 What kind of sex do chemists like? Bondage!
535 What do you call someone who studies albino dinosaurs? A pale-leontologist!
550 How did Juliet remain at a constant pH and body temperature? Romeostasis!
652 What do you do with a cute corpse? Perform and awwtopsy!
798 How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike? They both love ramps!

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