3 results found for tag 'scottish'
|341||What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?||The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!"|
|384||What's the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?||Independence Day!|
|700||Why shouldn't you run with bagpipes?||You could put an aye out, or even get kilt!|
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