3 results found for tag 'scottish'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 341 | What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? | The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!" | |
| 384 | What's the difference between Will Smith and Scotland? | Independence Day! | |
| 700 | Why shouldn't you run with bagpipes? | You could put an aye out, or even get kilt! |
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