5 results found for tag 'sheep'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 245 | What do you call a plastic sheep? | Lambinated! | |
| 252 | Where do you get virgin wool from? | Ugly sheep! | |
| 341 | What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? | The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!" | |
| 419 | What do Jedi sheep say? | Dagobaaaaah! | |
| 487 | A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off of a cliff... | Bah dum tss! |
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