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5 results found for tag 'sheep'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
245 What do you call a plastic sheep? Lambinated!
252 Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep!
341 What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!"
419 What do Jedi sheep say? Dagobaaaaah!
487 A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off of a cliff... Bah dum tss!

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