Jokes by tag

8 results found for tag 'ship'

« back

ID Setup Punchline Tags
264 How does NASA prepare for a spaceship launch? They just planet!
276 What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway!
435 How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? "I need space."
488 How do you keep a space ship tied down? With an astro knot!
578 Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So they can Scandanavian.
630 Why is a room full of married people empty? Because there isn't a single person in it!
653 Why can't you tickle a sailor? Because they're nautical-ish!
661 Why did dinosaurs pay for Amazon shipping? Because they live in the land before Prime!

« back

Terms of use:

  1. Enjoy using the site.
  2. Share it with your friends.
  3. Add a joke!
  4. I'm not responsible for content.
  5. Some jokes are offensive and/or *-ist. Deal with it.

© Niko's Corny Joke Machine.