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2 results found for tag 'sick'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
466 What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment, but if you have swine flu, you need oinkment!
525 Why don't ambassadors ever get sick? They have diplomatic immunity!

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