8 results found for tag 'small'
|80||Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison?||She was a small medium at large!|
|174||What washes up on tiny beaches?||Microwaves!|
|261||What state has the smallest soft drinks?||Minisoda!|
|343||How do you cut a small pizza?||With Little Caesars!|
|348||What does every pirate hate?||A small chest with no booty!|
|521||What do you call a T-rex who sells guns?||A small arms dealer!|
|695||Why did the tiny pepper put on a sweater?||Because she was a little chilli!|
|716||What's small, red, and has to whisper?||A hoarse radish!|
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