8 results found for tag 'small'
ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
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80 | Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? | She was a small medium at large! | |
174 | What washes up on tiny beaches? | Microwaves! | |
261 | What state has the smallest soft drinks? | Minisoda! | |
343 | How do you cut a small pizza? | With Little Caesars! | |
348 | What does every pirate hate? | A small chest with no booty! | |
521 | What do you call a T-rex who sells guns? | A small arms dealer! | |
695 | Why did the tiny pepper put on a sweater? | Because she was a little chilli! | |
716 | What's small, red, and has to whisper? | A hoarse radish! |
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