11 results found for tag 'switchie'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 86 | What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? | A pickpocket snatches watches... | |
| 87 | What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of circus midgets? | The circus midgets are a bunch of cunning runts... | |
| 227 | What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? | One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel! | |
| 590 | How is herpes different from mono? | You get mono when you snatch a kiss... | |
| 591 | How is a counterfeit dollar bill different from a skinny prostitute? | One's a phony buck... | |
| 592 | How is a marine biologist different from a golden retriever? | The marine biologist tags a whale... | |
| 593 | How is the Panama Canal different from Sarah Palin on a merry-go-round? | The Panama Canal is a busy ditch... | |
| 594 | How is a nun different from a lady in a bath? | One is a soul full of hope... | |
| 595 | How is a gold fish different from a mountain goat? | A gold fish mucks around the fountain... | |
| 596 | How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery? | One shucks between fits... | |
| 597 | How is a bunch of nude showgirls different from a daredevil? | One puts on a display of cunning stunts... |
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