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ID Setup Punchline Tags
257 Why did the horse see a psychologist? He was unstable!
293 What do golden cats say? MeAu!
374 What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? YEEAAAMS!
451 What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear? A knight gown!
462 What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
477 What does King Arthur wear to bed? A knight gown!
502 Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? Because it stalks!
517 What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
557 What do you call children born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts!
560 How do farmers party? They turnip the beet!
581 Vegans think butchers are gross... ...but people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!
716 What's small, red, and has to whisper? A hoarse radish!
717 What do you call a vegetable that’s out of style? A has-bean.
775 How often do your friends from the round table visit you? Always! They come a lot!
778 Why did King Arthur's knights have so many children? Because they Camelot!
787 How are soybeans and dildos alike? They are both imitation meats!

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