16 results found for tag 'table'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 257 | Why did the horse see a psychologist? | He was unstable! | |
| 293 | What do golden cats say? | MeAu! | |
| 374 | What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? | YEEAAAMS! | |
| 451 | What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear? | A knight gown! | |
| 462 | What did one plate say to the other plate? | Dinner's on me! | |
| 477 | What does King Arthur wear to bed? | A knight gown! | |
| 502 | Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? | Because it stalks! | |
| 517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |
| 557 | What do you call children born in a whorehouse? | Brothel sprouts! | |
| 560 | How do farmers party? | They turnip the beet! | |
| 581 | Vegans think butchers are gross... | ...but people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer! | |
| 716 | What's small, red, and has to whisper? | A hoarse radish! | |
| 717 | What do you call a vegetable that’s out of style? | A has-bean. | |
| 775 | How often do your friends from the round table visit you? | Always! They come a lot! | |
| 778 | Why did King Arthur's knights have so many children? | Because they Camelot! | |
| 787 | How are soybeans and dildos alike? | They are both imitation meats! |
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