9 results found for tag 'test'
ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
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82 | A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" | The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!" | |
91 | Why couldn't the clown juggle? | He just didn't have the balls! | |
224 | What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? | No ballroom! | |
229 | What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory? | Two test tickles! | |
471 | Why did the pirate go to law school? | To pass the barrrr! | |
480 | Why was the avocado stressed out? | He 'vacado 'bout a big test! | |
548 | What's the fastest cookie in the world? | S'cone! | |
573 | What do you call the best Nazi sprinter? | The fasctist! | |
577 | Two ants were crawling up Prince Charming's legs. | One turned to the other and said, "Meet you at the Royal Ball tonight!" |
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