6 results found for tag 'time'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 205 | What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? | Tennish. | |
| 288 | What font does alphabet soup use? | Times New Ramen! | |
| 414 | What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? | It's pasture bedtime! | |
| 424 | What do a pregnant woman, burnt pizza, and frozen beer have in common? | A man who didn't take it out in time! | |
| 434 | Did you hear about the herb gardener who worked until 8pm? | They had to pay him overthyme! | |
| 477 | What does King Arthur wear to bed? | A knight gown! |
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