9 results found for tag 'vegetable'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 374 | What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? | YEEAAAMS! | |
| 502 | Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? | Because it stalks! | |
| 517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |
| 557 | What do you call children born in a whorehouse? | Brothel sprouts! | |
| 560 | How do farmers party? | They turnip the beet! | |
| 581 | Vegans think butchers are gross... | ...but people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer! | |
| 716 | What's small, red, and has to whisper? | A hoarse radish! | |
| 717 | What do you call a vegetable that’s out of style? | A has-bean. | |
| 787 | How are soybeans and dildos alike? | They are both imitation meats! |
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