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9 results found for tag 'vegetable'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
374 What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? YEEAAAMS!
502 Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? Because it stalks!
517 What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
557 What do you call children born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts!
560 How do farmers party? They turnip the beet!
581 Vegans think butchers are gross... ...but people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!
716 What's small, red, and has to whisper? A hoarse radish!
717 What do you call a vegetable that’s out of style? A has-bean.
787 How are soybeans and dildos alike? They are both imitation meats!

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