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20 results found for tag 'water'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
81 Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
156 What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh!
266 What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop him a line!
267 Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
268 What does a shark like to eat with his peanut butter sandwiches? Jellyfish!
270 Where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet? On line!
276 What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway!
291 Where do killer whales go on the weekend? To the Orcastra!
318 How do you make holy water? Boil the Hell out of it!
347 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles!
362 What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common? It's fucking close to water!
401 Why couldn't the DJ fish? He kept dropping the bass!
403 Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs? Because they tend to humpback!
509 What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear!
588 What sport can't you do while sleeping? Awakeboarding!
614 Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!
639 What do you call a messy crustacean? A slobster!
653 Why can't you tickle a sailor? Because they're nautical-ish!
722 Why did Ariel get new seashells? Because she outgrew her B-Shells!
724 How do you make a waterbed more bouncy? Spring water!

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