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15 results found for tag 'woo'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
9 What's the best way to carve a piece of wood? Whittle by whittle!
184 How does a crazy person walk through the woods? They take the psychopath!
209 How does a crazy person walk through the woods? They take the psychopath!
252 Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep!
282 Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Hollywood!
364 Did you hear about the wooden car? With the wooden engine? And the wooden wheels? It wooden work!
378 What does an upside down cow say? Woo!
419 What do Jedi sheep say? Dagobaaaaah!
483 What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? An ampu-tree!
539 Did you hear about the guy who could cut wood just by looking at it? He saw it with his own eyes.
547 What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? A wouldpecker!
569 Why do pirates like arctic forests? Because that's where they shiver their timbers!
576 What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone!
620 Why did the carpenter have bad teeth? Because he kept biting his nails!
678 What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U

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