Niko's Corny Joke Machine

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ID Setup Submitter Tags
17 What did the melon say when her boyfriend said they should get married in Vegas? niko
34 A man orders coffee in a restaurant. He takes a sip and spits it out, yelling, "This coffee tastes like mud!" niko
89 Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? niko
92 Why doesn't Santa have any children? niko
132 What's blue and doesn't weigh much? niko
137 What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? niko
140 What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? niko
143 What do you call Santa's elves? niko
146 What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? niko
188 What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? niko