Niko's Corny Joke Machine

Results

ID Setup Submitter Tags
171 What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? niko
188 What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? niko
203 Where do killer whales go on the weekend? niko
227 Why do seagulls always stay out at sea? niko
255 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? niko
309 Why couldn't the DJ fish? niko
311 Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs? niko
338 What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? niko
372 What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? niko
385 Why did the gay whale choke? niko