Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 386 Why was the avocado stressed out? Alison fruit school test forgot faghetaboudit avocado stressed forget exam 591 What's small, red, and has to whisper? Colleen hoarse horse small red vegetables radish whisper 592 What do you call a vegetable that's out of style? Colleen vegetables beans style uncool 661 Dig you hear about the gay midget? Dartanion midget 412 What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? Jonathan fall food halloween math nerd pumpkin vegetable pie autumn gourd divide circumference diameter 67 What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of circus midgets? niko circus cunning cunt difference group midget nsfw running runt track women switchie 140 What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? niko cold difference digit eskimo eunich frigid massive midget nsfw passive penis rigid south tassel vassal eunuch antarctica north pole switchie 163 What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? niko common dwarf little midget 224 What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? niko doctor little lobby midget patient 282 What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? niko hip hop john lil little rap vegetable yam yea sweet potatoes Page 1 of 2. next last »