Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 413 Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves? niko dwarf midget pickpocket rob steal thief stoop short caught heist 428 Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? niko bar candy catch steal store thief sweet bandit caught magician shop sugar twix sleeve arrested 453 What did the baker say when his son stole his dough? niko baker dough steal stole son knead need breadmaker yeast baking father 469 What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? niko beverage drink fight tea karate martial artists kungfu arts taekwondo kick punch 481 What do you call a stolen Tesla? niko car grand steal theft thief green stolen tesla electric renewable elon musk auto 502 Why do EMTs always travel in sets of two? niko doctor medical medicine two pair medic paramedic emt emergency team 506 What happens if someone steals uranium? niko steal thief uranium yours theirs 522 Why was the band teacher so controversial? niko band book school teacher student banned read controversy controversial 581 What kind of teas have the most milk? niko drink milk nsfw titties teas 679 What crime did the blacksmith commit? niko steal thief steel blacksmith forgery accused crime commit criminal hammer « first « previous Page 2 of 2.