Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 108 Did you hear about the thief who planned to steal 1000 from the bank? niko bank grand plan rob steal thief thousand 217 Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? niko calendar months six steal stole thief 413 Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves? niko dwarf midget pickpocket rob steal thief stoop short caught heist 428 Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? niko bar candy catch steal store thief sweet bandit caught magician shop sugar twix sleeve arrested 453 What did the baker say when his son stole his dough? niko baker dough steal stole son knead need breadmaker yeast baking father 481 What do you call a stolen Tesla? niko car grand steal theft thief green stolen tesla electric renewable elon musk auto 506 What happens if someone steals uranium? niko steal thief uranium yours theirs 679 What crime did the blacksmith commit? niko steal thief steel blacksmith forgery accused crime commit criminal hammer Page 1 of 1.