Niko's Corny Joke Machine

Results

ID Setup Submitter Tags
350 Why are computers so smart? niko
338 What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? niko
266 What did the NSA agent say on his first date? Ldrizzle
255 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? niko
211 How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? niko
138 What do you call a huge pile of kittens? niko
133 What do you call the bottom of a rotten banana? niko
119 What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? niko
65 A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to order a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve your kind here." Hamburger Jeff
63 A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" brian