Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 421 What do you call a singing aardvark? niko listen mammal music song sound bard aardvark singing 422 What do you call a protective aardvark? niko aardvark guard protective protecting safety 423 What do you call an aardvark made of steel? niko hard heavy iron aardvark steel made metal dense 424 What do you call a fat aardvark? niko oil butter aardvark fat overweight obese lard lipid 425 What do you call a stupid aardvark? niko intelligent mentally retarded aardvark stupid challenged dumb intelligence 426 What do you call a 3-foot long aardvark? niko feet foot imperial long unit aardvark yard three measurement 427 What do you call an aardvark who plays poker? niko blackjack card play poker vegas aardvark high stakes gamble Page 1 of 1.