Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 442 What's the fastest cookie in the world? Charles Lane cookie its gone scone fastest 74 What do termites eat for breakfast? niko breakfast meal oak oakmeal oat oatmeal termite 261 What do you call a fast zombie? niko fast halloween undead zombie zoom zoombie 395 Where do rabbits eat breakfast? niko breakfast house international pancakes ihop rabbits 467 What do you call the best Nazi sprinter? niko world fastest facist nazi jew war sprinter run best 567 Did you hear about the guy who didn't use spreadsheets for fourty days and fourty nights? niko chart computer easter word cell fourty days good excel lent microsoft office publsher powerpoint software spreadsheet fasting ash wednesday friday 621 Why do the French like to eat snails? niko fast food french snail france francophone escargot 683 Why are there Pop Tarts but no Mom Tarts? niko breakfast feminist sexist snack pastry mom pop tart sexism matriarchy patriarchy kellogg feminism Page 1 of 1.