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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my cloud!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McCloud, get offa my ewe!"

joke #249 submitted by niko on 2024-11-30

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