Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 739 Why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum? niko drive gogh museum rob steal thief van escape getaway burglary monet degas art gallery 721 Did you hear about the burglary at the detergent factory? niko factory plant steal thief escape soap cleaning getaway robber burglary detergent 706 Did you hear about the autistic kleptomaniac? niko rob steal take thief kleptomaniac autistic literally 679 What crime did the blacksmith commit? niko steal thief steel blacksmith forgery accused crime commit criminal hammer 506 What happens if someone steals uranium? niko steal thief uranium yours theirs 481 What do you call a stolen Tesla? niko car grand steal theft thief green stolen tesla electric renewable elon musk auto 428 Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? niko bar candy catch steal store thief sweet bandit caught magician shop sugar twix sleeve arrested 413 Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves? niko dwarf midget pickpocket rob steal thief stoop short caught heist 406 Why did the coffee file a police report? niko coffee police thief mugged robbed stolen bandit cop report espresso cafe 217 Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? niko calendar months six steal stole thief Page 1 of 2. next » last »»