Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 514 Why did the carpenter have bad teeth? Athena Henzler bad chew eat finger wood metal nails carpenter bite teeth yum 656 Why couldn't the vacuum ever say bad words? PICKMYNAME bad language words suck vacuum cuss curse swear 244 What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? niko bad fall golfer shit skydiver whack 271 How do you know when your chicken has gone bad? niko bad chicken expire foul fowl taste 441 What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? niko bad lazy off would woodpecker procrastinate put wait habit Page 1 of 1.