Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 514 Why did the carpenter have bad teeth? Athena Henzler bad chew eat finger wood metal nails carpenter bite teeth yum 99 How does a crazy person walk through the woods? Ldrizzle crazy lauren psychopath woods 123 How does a crazy person walk through the woods? Ldrizzle crazy lauren person psychopath woods 9 What's the best way to carve a piece of wood? niko carve little whittle wood 194 Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? niko christmas famous hollywood mistletoe rich 272 Did you hear about the wooden car? With the wooden engine? And the wooden wheels? niko car engine wheel wood wooden work 389 What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? niko amputee arm bio branch chopped cut forest leaf leaves limb off plant tree woods 433 Did you hear about the guy who could cut wood just by looking at it? niko cut hear wood saw look eyes 441 What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? niko bad lazy off would woodpecker procrastinate put wait habit 463 Why do pirates like arctic forests? niko pirate woods shiver timbers forests arborial Page 1 of 1.