Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 769 Why didn't Han Solo like his steak? John beef cow food meat steak starwars han texture chewy chewbacca solo 747 What did the farmer say to the cow who climbed on to the roof? niko antijoke climb cow down farmer roof get 712 What does a cowboy call his biceps? niko cowboy arms muscle mooscle bicep tricep 586 What do you call a cow masturbating in a field? c beef cow cum dick field jerk jizz nsfw off masturbating stroganoff masturbate 585 Who was the oldest sheriff in the old West? c cowboy old sheriff wyatt aarp west elder wild 568 What do you call a twitching cow? niko beef bovine cow moo farm jerky twitch slimjim ohyeah 536 What did the police officer say to the cow? niko animal beef black bovine bull cow dairy milk moo steer udder white farm move spots 501 Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? niko cow feet lack toes lactose intolerant hoof hooves 443 What's it called when a cow saves your life? niko bovine cow death save life divine intervention help rescue die 415 What do you get from a pampered cow? niko animal cow milk moo farm spoiled pampered Page 1 of 2. next » last »»