Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 564 What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? niko police video game weewoo siren console nintendo wii 514 Why did the carpenter have bad teeth? Athena Henzler bad chew eat finger wood metal nails carpenter bite teeth yum 470 What kind of bone will a dog never eat? niko bone dog eat trombone canine woof bark 463 Why do pirates like arctic forests? niko pirate woods shiver timbers forests arborial 441 What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? niko bad lazy off would woodpecker procrastinate put wait habit 433 Did you hear about the guy who could cut wood just by looking at it? niko cut hear wood saw look eyes 389 What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? niko amputee arm bio branch chopped cut forest leaf leaves limb off plant tree woods 327 What do Jedi sheep say? niko animal baa bleat dagobah jedi sheep sound star wars wool 286 What does an upside down cow say? niko cow down moo upside woo 272 Did you hear about the wooden car? With the wooden engine? And the wooden wheels? niko car engine wheel wood wooden work Page 1 of 2. next » last »»