Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 771 Why can’t you trust stairs? Miranda “Mowgli” Joy stairs trust steps deception 530 What do you call a messy crustacean? niko animal crustacean dirty lobster ocean sea water messy slob shellfish crab invertebrate 499 Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? niko afraid cross crucifix jesus religion religious trust mankind double 494 What did the bridge say to the locomotive? niko locomotive trust bridge say truss 493 Why doesn't Popeye's dick rust? niko dick nsfw oil olive dip popeye rust oyl 216 What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? niko breast bus busty crustacean dirty fish implant lobster nsfw station stop tit 204 Why should you never trust graphs? niko chart data graph plot plotting stat statistics trust 181 Why should you never trust an atom? niko atom make molecule science trust Page 1 of 1.