Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 705 Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? niko hippie ocean out pool sea water swim lifegard far 508 Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off the boat? niko boat fall ocean sea water lake deep SCUBA diver backwards forwards swim 333 Why can't two elephants go swimming? niko animal bathing elephant pool shorts suit swimming trunk tusk 97 What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Ldrizzle bob lauren ocean quadriplegics swimming Page 1 of 1.