Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 446 What are the trees feeling now that it's Spring? Rachel forest leaf leaves season spring Trees relief releaved feel arbor 63 A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" brian argh balls bar bartender driving nuts pirate steering testicles wheel 20 Why did the banana go to the hospital? niko banana hospital peel 168 Where do ponies go when they aren't feeling well? niko feeling horse hospital pony 272 Did you hear about the wooden car? With the wooden engine? And the wooden wheels? niko car engine wheel wood wooden work 291 What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? niko christ mobile nun religion religious virgin wheelchair 334 How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? niko day hawking keyboard long nerd refresh scientist stephen wheelchair 423 What do you call an aardvark made of steel? niko hard heavy iron aardvark steel made metal dense 537 How does a paraplegic cow get around? niko around chair handicapped legs medical missing wheel move veal disabled paraplegic quadraplegic 576 What did the Italian say after eating a pizza topped with eel? niko ocean pizza sea snake italian eel moray creature amore dean martin Page 1 of 2. next last »