Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 17 What did the melon say when her boyfriend said they should get married in Vegas? niko canteloupe elope married marry melon vegas 13 Where do countries keep their armies? niko armies army countries country general sleeves sleevies 12 What insect has the best manners? niko bug insect lady manners 10 How do you make a tissue dance? niko booogie dance tissue 9 What's the best way to carve a piece of wood? niko carve little whittle wood 5 What do you call a cow with no legs? niko beef cow ground legs 4 What do you call a cow with two legs? niko beef cow lean legs 2 What did the square say to the circle? niko around circle shape square 1 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? niko cross guts road skeleton «« first « previous Page 57 of 57.