Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 757 What do you get when you smash a head between two pies? niko head cream pie ears pioneers smash 739 Why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum? niko drive gogh museum rob steal thief van escape getaway burglary monet degas art gallery 735 Why did the aquarium go out of business? niko fish fishing money finance aquarium seaworld fiscal reel 728 What do French people call marijuana? niko drugs french gage marijuana nsfw pot weed stoner 667 What does an accountant use for birth control? Aaron birth money nsfw accountant personality control finance 645 Why did the iPad go to the dentist? Marissa apple iphone dentist Steve Jobs technology iPad Bluetooth 622 Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? niko one solar star sun system alien review visit 621 Why do the French like to eat snails? niko fast food french snail france francophone escargot 604 How do you comfort a skeleton? niko bone halloween leg skeleton get comfort well tibia fibia skull soon 560 What does a turkey's cell phone sound like? niko phone thanksgiving turkey cell telephone wing gobble ringtone alarm ringing Page 1 of 4. next » last »»