8 results found for tag 'bird'
ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
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280 | What side of a turkey has the most feathers? | The outside! | |
316 | Why do seagulls always stay out at sea? | Because if they were in the bay they'd be called bagels! | |
404 | What kind of parties do owls have? | Hootnannies! | |
466 | What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? | If you have bird flu, you need tweetment, but if you have swine flu, you need oinkment! | |
536 | What bird can lift the most? | A crane! | |
553 | What was the magical owl named? | Hoo-dini! | |
568 | What do you call a room full of black birds? | Crow-ded! | |
804 | How do you motivate a tropical bird? | TOUCAN DO IT! |
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