24 results found for tag 'difference'
|41||What's the difference between a fish and a piano?||You can't tuna fish!|
|86||What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?||A pickpocket snatches watches...|
|87||What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of circus midgets?||The circus midgets are a bunch of cunning runts...|
|180||What is the difference between Ann Coulter and Donald Trump?||Her dick works.|
|203||What's the difference between light and hard?||You can sleep with a light on.|
|227||What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch?||One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel!|
|341||What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?||The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!"|
|381||What's the difference between two dicks and a joke?||You don't look like you could take a joke!|
|418||What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?||One's a superhero, the other is a command!|
|431||What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist?||One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!|
|455||What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?||A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!|
|461||What's the difference between America and a flash drive?||One is USA, the other is USB!|
|466||What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?||If you have bird flu, you need tweetment, but if you have swine flu, you need oinkment!|
|470||What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?||Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!|
|590||How is herpes different from mono?||You get mono when you snatch a kiss...|
|591||How is a counterfeit dollar bill different from a skinny prostitute?||One's a phony buck...|
|592||How is a marine biologist different from a golden retriever?||The marine biologist tags a whale...|
|593||How is the Panama Canal different from Sarah Palin on a merry-go-round?||The Panama Canal is a busy ditch...|
|594||How is a nun different from a lady in a bath?||One is a soul full of hope...|
|595||How is a gold fish different from a mountain goat?||A gold fish mucks around the fountain...|
|596||How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery?||One shucks between fits...|
|597||How is a bunch of nude showgirls different from a daredevil?||One puts on a display of cunning stunts...|
|758||How do you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?||One of them is an elephant!|
|798||How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike?||They both love ramps!|
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