Results Search for a joke by tag or submitter. Search: Search ID Setup Submitter Tags 514 Why did the carpenter have bad teeth? Athena Henzler bad chew eat finger wood metal nails carpenter bite teeth yum 63 A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" brian argh balls bar bartender driving nuts pirate steering testicles wheel 344 What do you call a colleague who is also a dairy farmer? niko agriculture animal bovine bull colleague cow coworker dairy farmer macdonald mcdonald milk old steer worker 389 What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? niko amputee arm bio branch chopped cut forest leaf leaves limb off plant tree woods 423 What do you call an aardvark made of steel? niko hard heavy iron aardvark steel made metal dense 505 Why is the army so strict about uniforms? niko army clothing dress pants shirt military marine navy strict uniform air force armed service casualties casualty casual tee clothes 536 What did the police officer say to the cow? niko animal beef black bovine bull cow dairy milk moo steer udder white farm move spots 544 What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? niko nail nsfw nazi hitler holocaust polish teenage girls fashion makeup manicure 549 What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? niko hair nsfw roman stuck teeth gladiator cunnilingus pubes 559 What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight? niko fight nine one seven nineteen twenty eight Page 1 of 2. next last »