8 results found for tag 'cum'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 262 | What do you call an overpriced circumcision? | A rip off! | |
| 485 | How are pornstars paid? | Income. | |
| 508 | How do you know if an envelope is gay? | If it comes in the mail! | |
| 517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |
| 649 | Why can't the Buddha vacuum under his sofa? | He has no attachments! | |
| 708 | What happens when you mix anti-depressants and Viagra? | When you cum, the glass is half full. | |
| 711 | What do you call a cow masturbating in a field? | Beef stroganoff. | |
| 757 | What should you do if you see a postman? | Walk around it, man! |
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