8 results found for tag 'cum'
|262||What do you call an overpriced circumcision?||A rip off!|
|485||How are pornstars paid?||Income.|
|508||How do you know if an envelope is gay?||If it comes in the mail!|
|517||What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter?||Pumpkin pi!|
|649||Why can't the Buddha vacuum under his sofa?||He has no attachments!|
|708||What happens when you mix anti-depressants and Viagra?||When you cum, the glass is half full.|
|711||What do you call a cow masturbating in a field?||Beef stroganoff.|
|757||What should you do if you see a postman?||Walk around it, man!|
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