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ID Setup Punchline Tags
262 What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off!
485 How are pornstars paid? Income.
508 How do you know if an envelope is gay? If it comes in the mail!
517 What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
649 Why can't the Buddha vacuum under his sofa? He has no attachments!
708 What happens when you mix anti-depressants and Viagra? When you cum, the glass is half full.
711 What do you call a cow masturbating in a field? Beef stroganoff.
757 What should you do if you see a postman? Walk around it, man!

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