6 results found for tag 'nail'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 351 | Why is Jesus really bad at crossword puzzles? | He always gets stuck on 2 across! | |
| 368 | How do snails fight to the death? | They slug it out! | |
| 431 | What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? | One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs! | |
| 620 | Why did the carpenter have bad teeth? | Because he kept biting his nails! | |
| 658 | What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? | They both use chemicals to remove the polish! | |
| 747 | Why do the French like to eat snails? | They can't stand fast food! |
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