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ID Setup Punchline Tags
351 Why is Jesus really bad at crossword puzzles? He always gets stuck on 2 across!
368 How do snails fight to the death? They slug it out!
431 What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
620 Why did the carpenter have bad teeth? Because he kept biting his nails!
658 What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? They both use chemicals to remove the polish!
747 Why do the French like to eat snails? They can't stand fast food!

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