13 results found for tag 'cent'
|25||Why do fluorescent lights always hum?||Because they don't know the words!|
|272||What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater?||"Gee you knit?!"|
|346||Why didn't the sun go to college?||He already had too many degrees!|
|357||Why was the Russian wasp interrogated by the CIA?||Because he was a cagey bee agent!|
|444||How do you pay 5 cents for a concert?||Go see 50 Cent and ask for Nickelback!|
|448||What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?||"You gonna eat that?"|
|450||What has 100 legs but can't walk?||50 pairs of pants!|
|456||What did one eye say to the other eye?||"Between you and me, something smells!"|
|474||Why was the man fired from the juice factory?||He couldn't concentrate!|
|478||What do you call someone who only believes in 12.5% of the Bible?||An eighth-theist!|
|540||How does dinner smell?||Through its nose!|
|713||Have you heard the news recently?||It's really dePRESSing!|
|779||When does a square become a cube?||When it hits cuberty!|
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